if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
The student is put outside of society, on a campus. Furthermore, he is excluded while being transmitted a knowledge which is traditional in nature, obsolete, ‘academic’ and not directly tied to the needs and problems of today […] Young people from 18 to 25 are thus, as it were, neutralized by and for society, rendered safe, ineffective, socially and politically castrated. There is the first function of the university: to put students out of circulation. —
Foucault, “Rituals of Exclusion” (1971 interview)
now this one hell of a relevant quote
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(Source: whentherewerebicycles, via moondune)
cosmo tip #696
cosmo tip #692
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
SCREAM
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness. — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via serialkiller)
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