April 2011
some skills of mine
1. eating a packet of quavers in about 3 seconds flat 2. vomitting with perfect comedic timing 3. coming up with stupid ideas that somehow make people think i’m very clever (extra strong water, HELLO?!) 4. being really good at reading bus timetables 5. getting away with buying a child train ticket despite being 4 years older than the legal age to buy one 6. finding excellent music vie...
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fizzy drinks from a can make me burp like barney from the simpsons. i’m dead sexy.
Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is, and how to spell my name.
The Pushmi-Pullyu of Serendipital Reach-Arounds:... →
ampersandstringquartet:
Ella Hartung recorded this dictionary of Flapper slang way back in 1922. Absent Treatment- Dancing with bashful partner. Anchor- Box of flowers. Apple knocker- A hick, a hay-shaker. Apple Sauce- Flattery; bunk. Barlow- A girl, a flapper, a chicken. Bank’s Closed- No petting allowed; no…
today i really really like flappers, now i can talk like one too, WOO
These are hard times for dreamers: The 100 Most... →
brittanyhelen:
Ailurophile A cat-lover.
Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. …
not appreciating my womb suddenly deciding to jump back into action after a 4 month hiatus, i want to curl up and die. owwwww.
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DEFEND 24 WEEKS. →
tahlalalia:
There is no new medical or scientific evidence to support lowering the abortion time limit.
Lowering the ammount of time it is possible to get an abortion will affect the most vulnerable such as victims of rape and domestic abuse, people who are disabled or mentally ill, people without a permanent residence or the homeless, people who do not speak English as their first language...
tie dying
new love of my life! definitely buying some dye when i’m back at uni, it’s soothing and nice and FUN. i now have two psychedelic pillow cases, groovy, man.
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jeffrey mcdaniel - when a man hasn't been kissed
when i haven’t been kissed in a long time, i walk behind well-dressed women on cold, december mornings and shovel the steamy exhalations pluming from their lips down my throat with both hands, hoping a single molecule will cling to my lungs. when i haven’t been kissed in a long time, i sneak into the ladies room of a fancy restaurant, dig into the trashcan for a napkin where a woman checked her...